Cartooning

This week's New Yorker cartoon, with some suggested captions below. These took not very long, and aren't very good, but are undoubtedly better than what will eventually win. How do we tie this one into martinis and/or the financial crisis?





What an abnormally large raccoon.

Alright fellas: it takes a varmint to catch a varmint.

I'm not sure if this is the right time to start a band.

Are you sure you're a rattlesnake?

Tarnation! First same-sex marriage, and now this!